We don’t take kindly to inequitable outcomes ‘round these parts.
That’s not just a goose in a cowboy hat—it’s the sheriff of your conscience. And it’s here to remind you that fairness isn’t optional, and nobody’s above the law of equity.

This design puts a hilarious and hard-hitting spin on the classic Western slogan. Featuring a hand-drawn goose in full yeehaw regalia—hat, boots, and serious standards—this shirt is equal parts rural charm and righteous fury. Whether you’re wrangling policy, corralling injustice, or just trying to survive your sixth Zoom meeting of the day, this goose is riding shotgun.

Perfect for educators, counselors, and fierce school staff who live by the motto: “All means ALL.” It’s also a wildly giftable favorite for your DEI committee, protest buddy, or that friend who can quote both bell hooks and Dolly Parton.

👕 PRODUCT FEATURES:

• Printed on white Bella + Canvas unisex tees

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—soft enough for napping, strong enough for system dismantling

• Side-seamed, retail fit, pre-shrunk for consistent sizing

• Durable enough to survive field trips and school board drama

• Bright royal blue and goldenrod print that pops off the white background

• Designed and printed in the USA with eco-friendly inks

🐓 WHO THIS IS FOR:

• Teachers and school staff who believe in equity with their whole chest

• DEI professionals with a sense of humor and a taste for drama

• Rural rebels and urban educators alike

• Folks who know that justice is better when served with a Southern drawl

• Goose lovers who don’t play when it comes to student outcomes