“Guess I got too silly fighting for equity for all students.” If this doesn’t sum up your entire professional vibe in one gloriously unbothered roller-skating goose, what are we even doing here?

This unapologetically absurd and oddly empowering t-shirt is the rallying cry for every educator, school counselor, administrator, or student advocate who’s ever been called “too much” for actually caring. You’re not too loud—you’re just louder than the status quo is comfortable with. You’re not too silly—you just know that joy, humor, and justice can and should roll together like a goose on skates.

The design features a jubilant goose mid-skate, flapping with reckless optimism and pure main-character energy. Paired with a message that’s part sarcastic shrug, part mic drop, it walks the perfect line between chaotic whimsy and deeply intentional advocacy. It’s the kind of shirt that earns double-takes in the hallway and slow claps in the staff meeting.

🪶 PRODUCT FEATURES:

• Printed on ultra-soft Bella + Canvas unisex tees (a hug, but socially responsible)

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, breathable feel

• Side-seamed, pre-shrunk, and tagless because comfort matters when you’re fighting inequity and adulting

• Professionally printed in the U.S. with eco-conscious inks that last longer than most policies

👀 WHY THIS GOOSE WORKS:
Because real advocacy doesn’t always wear a blazer. Sometimes it wears skates, honks loudly, and isn’t afraid to make a joyful scene. This shirt says:

• “Yes, I make noise when I see injustice.”

• “No, I’m not going to stop just because it makes you uncomfortable.”

• “Also, I’m adorable. So deal with it.”

It’s the perfect combo of silly and serious—reminding folks that equity work doesn’t have to be dry or draining. It can be weird. It can be joyful. It can have rollerblades.

🎁 WHO IT’S FOR:

• School counselors, DEI leads, and teachers with a flair for flair

• Admins who aren’t afraid of a little fun with their fight

• Goose enthusiasts (honestly, niche but loyal)

• People who bring the vibes and the advocacy

• Educators who've been accused of “doing too much” and took it as a compliment

📏 SIZING & DETAILS:
Unisex sizes XS–3XL available. Fits true to size with a relaxed silhouette.
Shirt color: Ocean Blue, Soft Cream, or Heather Dust
Design colors: Coral, Midnight Blue, and Vanilla Ice vibes (don’t worry, no actual geese were harmed)

📦 SHIPPING & INFO:
Printed to order to reduce waste—thank you for supporting slow fashion and fast-moving birds. Ships in 2–5 business days. Need a crop top? Hoodie? Goose sticker to slap on your laptop? We’re ready when you are.