“This Educator Is Tired” Funny Goose Equity Shirt
This educator is TIRED—of pretending the system is fair for all students.
If you're an educator running on caffeine, compassion, and a rapidly disintegrating sense of hope, this goose gets you.
Our “This Educator is Tired” tee doesn’t sugarcoat the truth. It’s equal parts funny and infuriating, featuring a deeply unbothered goose lounging on a bench, clutching a coffee mug like it’s holding together the last shreds of its patience. Surrounded by sleepy sparkle doodles, this long-suffering bird is captioned with a painfully relatable message:
"This educator is TIRED of pretending the system is FAIR for all students."
Because let’s be real: no amount of inspirational posters or “we’re all in this together” faculty meetings can change the fact that inequity is baked into the educational cake—and you're out here trying to fix it with a plastic fork and sheer force of will.
Product Features:
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Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, breathable comfort
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Style: Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee – relaxed fit with a flattering cut for all body types
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Print: High-quality DTG printing in royal blue, white, and lemon yellow (because sarcasm looks better in gem tones)
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Available Sizes: XS to 3XL
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Care Instructions: Wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry or tumble low, because burnout doesn’t need high heat
Who's This For?
This shirt was practically honked into existence for:
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Teachers carrying the weight of broken systems on their shoulders
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School counselors begging for more than “thoughts and prayers”
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Educators who see the disparities in their classrooms and refuse to look away
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DEI champions fighting the good fight in professional development rooms full of eye-rolls
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Tired-but-unrelenting humans who believe that equity isn’t optional—it’s essential
Whether you’re presenting at an equity audit meeting, sipping lukewarm coffee during lunch duty, or staring blankly at your ceiling at 2 AM thinking about how you still couldn’t help that one kid—you deserve a shirt that tells the truth.
Why You'll Love It:
This tee is more than apparel. It’s a reality check wrapped in cozy cotton.
It’s the protest sign you can wear in the teacher’s lounge.
It’s a signal flare for solidarity from the burnout trenches.
And let’s be honest: if you’re going to keep fighting inequity on five hours of sleep and one working copier, you might as well do it in style.
Wear it on:
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Fridays when you're too tired to pretend
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PD days where “equity” is just another bullet point
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Parent conferences, IEP meetings, or any occasion where you’re about to say something polite that means “the system is broken”
Closing Thoughts:
If you're tired of performative change, data walls that erase context, and policies written without the students in mind, this shirt is for you. It says what you’re thinking—without you having to say a word.
Because the goose is tired.
The goose has receipts.
And the goose has had it.
“This Educator Is Tired” Funny Goose Equity Shirt
This educator is TIRED—of pretending the system is fair for all students.
If you're an educator running on caffeine, compassion, and a rapidly disintegrating sense of hope, this goose gets you.
Our “This Educator is Tired” tee doesn’t sugarcoat the truth. It’s equal parts funny and infuriating, featuring a deeply unbothered goose lounging on a bench, clutching a coffee mug like it’s holding together the last shreds of its patience. Surrounded by sleepy sparkle doodles, this long-suffering bird is captioned with a painfully relatable message:
"This educator is TIRED of pretending the system is FAIR for all students."
Because let’s be real: no amount of inspirational posters or “we’re all in this together” faculty meetings can change the fact that inequity is baked into the educational cake—and you're out here trying to fix it with a plastic fork and sheer force of will.
Product Features:
-
Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, breathable comfort
-
Style: Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee – relaxed fit with a flattering cut for all body types
-
Print: High-quality DTG printing in royal blue, white, and lemon yellow (because sarcasm looks better in gem tones)
-
Available Sizes: XS to 3XL
-
Care Instructions: Wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry or tumble low, because burnout doesn’t need high heat
Who's This For?
This shirt was practically honked into existence for:
-
Teachers carrying the weight of broken systems on their shoulders
-
School counselors begging for more than “thoughts and prayers”
-
Educators who see the disparities in their classrooms and refuse to look away
-
DEI champions fighting the good fight in professional development rooms full of eye-rolls
-
Tired-but-unrelenting humans who believe that equity isn’t optional—it’s essential
Whether you’re presenting at an equity audit meeting, sipping lukewarm coffee during lunch duty, or staring blankly at your ceiling at 2 AM thinking about how you still couldn’t help that one kid—you deserve a shirt that tells the truth.
Why You'll Love It:
This tee is more than apparel. It’s a reality check wrapped in cozy cotton.
It’s the protest sign you can wear in the teacher’s lounge.
It’s a signal flare for solidarity from the burnout trenches.
And let’s be honest: if you’re going to keep fighting inequity on five hours of sleep and one working copier, you might as well do it in style.
Wear it on:
-
Fridays when you're too tired to pretend
-
PD days where “equity” is just another bullet point
-
Parent conferences, IEP meetings, or any occasion where you’re about to say something polite that means “the system is broken”
Closing Thoughts:
If you're tired of performative change, data walls that erase context, and policies written without the students in mind, this shirt is for you. It says what you’re thinking—without you having to say a word.
Because the goose is tired.
The goose has receipts.
And the goose has had it.