“I don’t mind stirring the pot, especially to whisk away injustice.”
—Every woman who’s ever smiled sweetly while planning to burn it all down (and bake cookies after)

This tee is where vintage charm meets modern resistance. Featuring a classic retro housewife illustration, complete with apron, red bandana, and whisk in hand, this shirt takes traditional domestic tropes and flips them on their head—with a hand-lettered slogan that says exactly what we’re all thinking.

This design is for the troublemakers with a purpose. The ones who question authority, mix up the status quo, and add a dash of sarcasm to every spoonful of justice. Whether you’re a teacher calling out unfair policy, a counselor advocating for marginalized students, or a parent who’s politely over it, this tee is your new uniform.

Because let’s be honest: sometimes equity starts in the breakroom. And sometimes that “just a whisk” is actually the beginning of a whole social movement.

👕 PRODUCT FEATURES:

• Printed on a high-quality Bella + Canvas unisex tee

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for max comfort and sass

• Side-seamed construction and retail fit—aka: structured enough to stir things up in style

• Tagless for irritation-free advocating

• Only available in Ocean Blue—because even your subversiveness deserves good color theory

• Professionally printed in the U.S. with eco-conscious inks

🔥 WHO THIS IS FOR:

• Feminists with flair

• DEI directors who weaponize spreadsheets and smiles

• Teachers who know the lesson isn’t neutral

• Equity advocates, social justice organizers, PTA rebels

• Anyone who’s ever used “bless your heart” to deliver a takedown

📏 SIZING & DETAILS:
Unisex sizes S–3XL
True-to-size fit with room to layer over your activist apron
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or air dry like the delicate domestic revolutionary you are.