Silly goose, you thought it was the “whatever you feel like calling it” coastline?
Nah. It’s been the Gulf of Mexico since 1550—and this goose is here to remind you with a surfboard under one wing and receipts in the other.

This bold, double-sided tee pairs perfectly timed humor with a side of historical realness. On the front: a vintage-style goose struts confidently across the sand, shades on, carrying a surfboard stamped with “Non-Wave Rider Surf Club.” Beneath it? The reminder: Silly goose, it’s been the Gulf all along.

On the back: a vibrant retro-style beachscape design, complete with palm trees, seagulls, and sunset gradients in coral, periwinkle, and mint—framing the unapologetic truth:
Gulf of Mexico. Since 1550.

👕 PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Printed on a white unisex Bella + Canvas tee for max contrast and coastal pop

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—super soft, breathable, and summer-ready

• Front + back print design

• Side-seamed and pre-shrunk for the perfect fit

• Printed in the USA using water-based inks that hold up to sun, salt, and sass

• Only available in classic white

🌴 WHO THIS IS FOR:

• Geography teachers who bring facts and vibes

• School counselors who fight misinformation and still wear flip-flops

• Librarians who casually drop colonial history over summer reads

• Beach bums with a backbone

• Anyone who’s ever said “actually…” in a social studies class and meant it

📏 SIZING & FIT:
Available in unisex sizes XS–3XL.
Standard relaxed fit that runs true to size. Size up for an oversized beach look.

📦 SHIPPING & NOTES:
This item is made to order with love, lemons, and just a pinch of righteous indignation. Please allow 3–5 business days to print before shipping.
Wash inside out, cold cycle. Tumble dry low or hang like a towel on a sun-warmed porch rail.