“Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It’s not pie.”
– A truth so delicious, we baked it into a shirt.

This tee is for anyone tired of explaining the basics of equality in 2025. Featuring a vintage-inspired housewife proudly holding a fresh lattice-topped pie, this design serves up a message that’s equal parts polite and pointed. She’s smiling—but trust, that pie dish is a weapon of mass instruction.

Printed in bold retro blue and sunny golden yellow, this shirt feels like something your grandma might wear… if your grandma also read bell hooks and organized union votes in the breakroom.

Whether you’re advocating for marginalized students, educating coworkers during PD week, or just vibing at brunch with strong opinions, this shirt says what needs to be said—sweetly, snarkily, and with style.

👕 PRODUCT FEATURES:

• Printed on a crisp white Bella + Canvas unisex tee

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, breathable comfort

• Vibrant screen-printed design with detailed vintage linework and a pop of pie-yellow

• Side-seamed construction with a relaxed, modern fit

• Designed and printed in the USA using eco-conscious inks that don’t crumble under pressure

🍰 WHO IT’S FOR:

• Teachers, school counselors, and DEI facilitators with an appetite for truth

• Feminists who know their way around both a bake sale and a ballot box

• People who are so done explaining “equity ≠ oppression” to every salty coworker

• Fans of vintage design, retro sarcasm, and unapologetic advocacy

• Anyone who’s ever said “If the pie fits…” while dismantling the patriarchy