Sure, you may look sweet sipping that boxed iced coffee, but anyone who’s ever tried to mess with your students knows better. This “Cute But Will Go Feral If You Mess With My Students” shirt is the perfect blend of cuddly and unhinged—a visual representation of the exact moment your school counselor calm snaps and the claws come out.

Featuring a wide-eyed raccoon clutching a juice box like it’s emotional support caffeine, this shirt is the chaotic good answer to all the policies, politics, and passive-aggressive emails that threaten student rights and equity. It’s a wearable warning label, wrapped in pastel pink, navy ink, and rabid compassion.

You’re not just cute. You’re capable of emotional violence in the name of your students. And this tee? It gets that.

👕 SHIRT FEATURES:

• Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for top-tier softness and stretch

• Printed on a Bella + Canvas unisex tee—durable enough to survive faculty meetings, fire drills, and feral freakouts

• Side-seamed construction and pre-shrunk for consistent fit

• Tear-away label, because ain’t nobody got time for neck itches

• Designed and printed in the U.S. with eco-conscious practices—because raccoons care about the planet, too

🌈 STYLE & VIBE:
This isn’t just a cute shirt—it’s a whole mood. It’s for the educators who bring the snacks and the smoke. The ones who smile through IEP meetings while silently planning revolutions. The ones who know student advocacy isn't a trend—it's their baseline personality trait.

Perfect for back-to-school, counselor appreciation week, PD days, or any regular Tuesday where the chaos is strong and so is your coffee.

🎁 WHO IT’S FOR:

• School counselors with a caffeine addiction and a wild streak

• Teachers who will cut someone (metaphorically) for disrespecting their students

• DEI warriors with raccoon energy

• Advocates who know how to use cute fonts and hard truths simultaneously

• Anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine :)” while mentally drafting a district-wide policy overhaul

📏 SIZING & COLORS:
Available in unisex sizes XS–3XL
Shirt Color Options: Heather Storm, Natural, Soft Cream, Heather Slate
Design printed in navy and blush pink on light-toned shirts for maximum contrast and sass

📦 SHIPPING & INFO:
This is a made-to-order item. Please allow 2–5 business days for printing before shipping.
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang like a feral little gremlin in the sun.

Product features
- Lightweight fabric: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, ensuring comfort and breathability.
- Classic fit: Designed for a relaxed, retail fit that works well for both casual and semi-formal settings.
- Durable construction: Featuring side seams and a ribbed knit collar for added shape retention and structural support.
- High-quality printing: Utilizes advanced techniques for crisp, vibrant designs that stand out.
- Ethically manufactured: Produced in a humane, sustainable fashion, part of Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP certified.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean