Let’s get one thing straight: this isn’t your grandma’s apron-clad housewife. Our “Bleach? Please.” tee is scrubbing away outdated norms with precision, sass, and a bottle labeled DATA—because we don’t just clean house, we disinfect injustice.

This bold retro-inspired design is for the data-driven changemaker who’s tired of fluff, sick of spin, and fully committed to dismantling oppressive systems—one spreadsheet at a time. Featuring a vintage housewife illustration holding a spray bottle of truth (a.k.a. data), this shirt is equal parts empowerment, equity, and eyebrow raise. The top caption reads “Bleach? Please.”, while the handwritten script below drops the mic:
“I use data to disinfect injustice & dismantle oppressive systems.”

Designed for educators, analysts, DEI warriors, and spicy school counselors who know that real change is messy—and we’re not afraid to get our gloves on.

Product features
- Side seams for added shape and support.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and adds comfort.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching.
- High-quality sleeve prints with vibrant colors.
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate breathability.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean