Drowning in Rage Goose Shirt – Funny Summer DEI Protest Tee for Teachers Activists and Advocates Who Float and Fight Back

from $20.00

 

The goose has snapped—and it brought its pool float.

“The only thing I’m drowning in is rage” isn’t just a cute slogan on a shirt—it’s a whole mood, a battle cry in flip-flops, a wearable meltdown with SPF 100. This glorious chaos-bird is perched inside a blue-and-black inner tube, rocking shades and radiating the kind of poolside rage that comes from reading one too many headlines before your second iced coffee.

This isn’t your average summer tee. This is the shirt you wear when you’re floating through the dog days of July and institutional injustice. It’s for the educators who show up even when they’re exhausted, the counselors who advocate when they’re barely keeping it together, the activists who try to unplug for self-care and end up doom-scrolling with one hand and organizing with the other.

The goose may be on vacation—but it’s not off duty.

👕 PRODUCT FEATURES:

  • Printed on Bella + Canvas unisex tees, aka: outrage wrapped in a cloud

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—lightweight, soft, and summer meltdown ready

  • Pre-shrunk with a side-seamed fit to keep you comfy while you’re loudly confronting inequity

  • Tag-free for max comfort while you're seething in style

  • Professionally printed in the U.S. using eco-conscious inks, because we care about the planet while raging at it

🔥 WHY THIS DESIGN SLAPS:
Because some of us are angry and adorable. Because rage isn’t a bug—it’s a feature when systems fail our students, our communities, and our future. This is for the folks who bring sunscreen to protests and sarcasm to staff meetings. It’s silly. It’s sharp. And it honks at injustice.

🎁 WHO THIS IS FOR:

  • Teachers and school counselors in their "no more nice goose" era

  • DEI warriors who float through oppression with facts and fury

  • Activists, librarians, union members, and rage readers everywhere

  • People whose resting pool face still gives off “fight me” energy

  • Anyone whose self-care plan includes both naps and dismantling systems

  •  

📦 SHIPPING & INFO:
Made to order with care and a little bit of righteous fury. Ships in 3–5 business days.
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Or line dry while muttering about equity.

 

 

 

The goose has snapped—and it brought its pool float.

“The only thing I’m drowning in is rage” isn’t just a cute slogan on a shirt—it’s a whole mood, a battle cry in flip-flops, a wearable meltdown with SPF 100. This glorious chaos-bird is perched inside a blue-and-black inner tube, rocking shades and radiating the kind of poolside rage that comes from reading one too many headlines before your second iced coffee.

This isn’t your average summer tee. This is the shirt you wear when you’re floating through the dog days of July and institutional injustice. It’s for the educators who show up even when they’re exhausted, the counselors who advocate when they’re barely keeping it together, the activists who try to unplug for self-care and end up doom-scrolling with one hand and organizing with the other.

The goose may be on vacation—but it’s not off duty.

👕 PRODUCT FEATURES:

  • Printed on Bella + Canvas unisex tees, aka: outrage wrapped in a cloud

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—lightweight, soft, and summer meltdown ready

  • Pre-shrunk with a side-seamed fit to keep you comfy while you’re loudly confronting inequity

  • Tag-free for max comfort while you're seething in style

  • Professionally printed in the U.S. using eco-conscious inks, because we care about the planet while raging at it

🔥 WHY THIS DESIGN SLAPS:
Because some of us are angry and adorable. Because rage isn’t a bug—it’s a feature when systems fail our students, our communities, and our future. This is for the folks who bring sunscreen to protests and sarcasm to staff meetings. It’s silly. It’s sharp. And it honks at injustice.

🎁 WHO THIS IS FOR:

  • Teachers and school counselors in their "no more nice goose" era

  • DEI warriors who float through oppression with facts and fury

  • Activists, librarians, union members, and rage readers everywhere

  • People whose resting pool face still gives off “fight me” energy

  • Anyone whose self-care plan includes both naps and dismantling systems

  •  

📦 SHIPPING & INFO:
Made to order with care and a little bit of righteous fury. Ships in 3–5 business days.
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Or line dry while muttering about equity.

 

 

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