Regulated No But Im Rolling Through It Raccoon Shirt for School Counselors Teachers and Mental Health Professionals

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Let’s be honest: emotional regulation is a goal, not a lifestyle. And sometimes, you’re not regulated—you’re just rolling through it like a determined, under-caffeinated trash panda on a mission. Introducing your new favorite tee:
“Regulated? No, but I’m rolling through it.”

This ridiculously relatable design stars a roller-skating raccoon with that classic Lemon Stick Creative energy—equal parts chaotic, exhausted, and somehow still doing the most for students who haven’t had a snack or a nap since 2019. If you’ve ever led a small group while mentally scripting your own burnout memoir, this shirt’s for you.

Perfect for school counselors, social workers, teachers, and any education or mental health professional who’s surviving on pure vibes and an overbooked Google Calendar. The text is playful and the roller skates are powered by resilience, sarcasm, and three deep breaths you forgot to take.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • A statement piece for anyone who’s regulated adjacent

  • Ideal for school days, team meetings, or debriefs that start with “So… that escalated quickly”

  • Looks fantastic under a denim jacket or paired with emotionally supportive snacks

Fabric & Fit:

Available on buttery-soft unisex tees that run true to size, this shirt is made from 100% ring-spun cotton or a comfy cotton/poly blend. Soft enough to nap in after a Tier 3 meltdown, durable enough to survive your fifth crisis of the day. Comes in multiple colors, but we recommend darker tones to match your emotional state.

Gift it to:

 

  • School counselors with skates and emotional baggage

  • Burnt-out but still delightful educators

  • Mental health workers with a strong roller derby fantasy

  • Anyone who has said “I’m fine” in a tone that means “I need snacks and a nap immediately”

Let’s be honest: emotional regulation is a goal, not a lifestyle. And sometimes, you’re not regulated—you’re just rolling through it like a determined, under-caffeinated trash panda on a mission. Introducing your new favorite tee:
“Regulated? No, but I’m rolling through it.”

This ridiculously relatable design stars a roller-skating raccoon with that classic Lemon Stick Creative energy—equal parts chaotic, exhausted, and somehow still doing the most for students who haven’t had a snack or a nap since 2019. If you’ve ever led a small group while mentally scripting your own burnout memoir, this shirt’s for you.

Perfect for school counselors, social workers, teachers, and any education or mental health professional who’s surviving on pure vibes and an overbooked Google Calendar. The text is playful and the roller skates are powered by resilience, sarcasm, and three deep breaths you forgot to take.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • A statement piece for anyone who’s regulated adjacent

  • Ideal for school days, team meetings, or debriefs that start with “So… that escalated quickly”

  • Looks fantastic under a denim jacket or paired with emotionally supportive snacks

Fabric & Fit:

Available on buttery-soft unisex tees that run true to size, this shirt is made from 100% ring-spun cotton or a comfy cotton/poly blend. Soft enough to nap in after a Tier 3 meltdown, durable enough to survive your fifth crisis of the day. Comes in multiple colors, but we recommend darker tones to match your emotional state.

Gift it to:

 

  • School counselors with skates and emotional baggage

  • Burnt-out but still delightful educators

  • Mental health workers with a strong roller derby fantasy

  • Anyone who has said “I’m fine” in a tone that means “I need snacks and a nap immediately”

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