Get in Loser | Processing Our Problems Tee for Educators & Emotional Professionals
Some people go to therapy. Some of us hop into a metaphorical shopping cart with snacks, unresolved trauma, and an emotional support possum—and we ride. If that sounds like your brand of coping (or co-regulation with snacks), this shirt was basically made for you.
Meet the “Get in Loser” Processing Tee: a painfully accurate yet delightfully absurd ode to everyone who understands that healing isn’t linear, but it is a team effort involving chips, emotional support mammals, and an increasingly blurry line between laughing and crying.
This unisex tee features a mischievous raccoon pushing a shopping cart with a possum proudly clutching a bag of chips—because what better way to confront your existential dread than with crunchy carbs and your most unhinged forest friend? Above them is the phrase:
"Get in. Trouble’s not going to process itself."
It’s part Mean Girls quote, part trauma-informed care rally cry, and 100% “yes, I’m functioning... why do you ask?”
Ideal for school counselors, therapists, educators, and anyone who spends their day juggling 14 emotional breakdowns and a to-do list that’s just “????” written 12 times. Whether you’re holding space or holding snacks, this shirt says what we’re all thinking: emotions are hard and we are doing our best.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Perfect conversation starter for the workroom, PD days, or that one coworker who “doesn’t believe in therapy but will overshare during staff meetings.”
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Original design by Lemon Stick Creative, a school counselor-owned brand that deeply understands both trauma responses and the power of gallows humor.
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Printed on soft, breathable unisex tees that hold up through tough days, laundry cycles, and spontaneous tears.
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Makes a great gift for that coworker, friend, or therapist who always shows up with snacks and insights.
Ideal For:
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School counselors and mental health staff who love snack-fueled metaphorical journeys
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Teachers who understand that sometimes the only way to survive the week is with dark humor and crunchy chips
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Social workers, educators, and advocates who know that “processing” is an actual job description
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Anyone who saw this and immediately thought, “This is my emotional support T-shirt.”
Made by a real-life working school counselor, this design comes from someone who gets it—not a corporate art team guessing what burnout looks like. Every shirt you buy helps support student wellness tools, one hilarious forest critter at a time.
Whether you’re on a path of healing, humor, or high-functioning chaos (or all three at once), this tee is your uniform. Get in, loser. Let’s feel some feelings.
Some people go to therapy. Some of us hop into a metaphorical shopping cart with snacks, unresolved trauma, and an emotional support possum—and we ride. If that sounds like your brand of coping (or co-regulation with snacks), this shirt was basically made for you.
Meet the “Get in Loser” Processing Tee: a painfully accurate yet delightfully absurd ode to everyone who understands that healing isn’t linear, but it is a team effort involving chips, emotional support mammals, and an increasingly blurry line between laughing and crying.
This unisex tee features a mischievous raccoon pushing a shopping cart with a possum proudly clutching a bag of chips—because what better way to confront your existential dread than with crunchy carbs and your most unhinged forest friend? Above them is the phrase:
"Get in. Trouble’s not going to process itself."
It’s part Mean Girls quote, part trauma-informed care rally cry, and 100% “yes, I’m functioning... why do you ask?”
Ideal for school counselors, therapists, educators, and anyone who spends their day juggling 14 emotional breakdowns and a to-do list that’s just “????” written 12 times. Whether you’re holding space or holding snacks, this shirt says what we’re all thinking: emotions are hard and we are doing our best.
Why You’ll Love It:
-
Perfect conversation starter for the workroom, PD days, or that one coworker who “doesn’t believe in therapy but will overshare during staff meetings.”
-
Original design by Lemon Stick Creative, a school counselor-owned brand that deeply understands both trauma responses and the power of gallows humor.
-
Printed on soft, breathable unisex tees that hold up through tough days, laundry cycles, and spontaneous tears.
-
Makes a great gift for that coworker, friend, or therapist who always shows up with snacks and insights.
Ideal For:
-
School counselors and mental health staff who love snack-fueled metaphorical journeys
-
Teachers who understand that sometimes the only way to survive the week is with dark humor and crunchy chips
-
Social workers, educators, and advocates who know that “processing” is an actual job description
-
Anyone who saw this and immediately thought, “This is my emotional support T-shirt.”
Made by a real-life working school counselor, this design comes from someone who gets it—not a corporate art team guessing what burnout looks like. Every shirt you buy helps support student wellness tools, one hilarious forest critter at a time.
Whether you’re on a path of healing, humor, or high-functioning chaos (or all three at once), this tee is your uniform. Get in, loser. Let’s feel some feelings.