All Panic No Disco Raccoon Shirt for School Counselors Educators and Anxious Overthinkers

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Welcome to the dance floor of emotional instability. This All Panic, No Disco tee was made for the overthinkers, the hallway pacers, and the school counselors who’ve professionally mastered the art of looking calm while internally panicking in glitter.

Featuring a deeply unbothered raccoon perched on a disco ball, this design is for anyone who’s ever tried to regulate their nervous system in between IEP meetings and passive-aggressive staff emails. It’s the perfect blend of emotional spiral and ‘70s sparkle—because why suffer in silence when you can suffer in style?

Whether you're leading group counseling with a side of existential dread, hiding in your office with a granola bar and 27 unread emails, or simply existing with a vague sense of panic, this shirt gets it. And more importantly, it gets you.

Who it’s for:

  • School counselors who’ve gone beyond burnout into full-blown disco delusion

  • Teachers who are emotionally over it but still bringing the glitter

  • Mental health professionals who know the difference between a coping skill and a costume

  • Anyone who’s ever said, “It’s fine. I’m fine. This is fine,” and then cried to a playlist titled Sad but Funky

Design Features:

  • A beautifully illustrated raccoon doing the most with the least

  • Retro-styled disco typography, because the vibes are nostalgic and unstable

  • Black-and-cream print that goes with every mood: sad, anxious, emotionally dissociating under fluorescent lights

Fabric & Fit:

This design is available on premium unisex tees that are soft enough to cry into but resilient enough to survive another Monday. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton or buttery tri-blend (depending on your pick), it’s breathable, flattering, and ready for whatever nonsense your day throws at you.

Great gift for:

 

  • Counselors

  • Therapists

  • Social workers

  • Teachers

  • That one coworker who says “I'm panicking” with a smile and jazz hands

Welcome to the dance floor of emotional instability. This All Panic, No Disco tee was made for the overthinkers, the hallway pacers, and the school counselors who’ve professionally mastered the art of looking calm while internally panicking in glitter.

Featuring a deeply unbothered raccoon perched on a disco ball, this design is for anyone who’s ever tried to regulate their nervous system in between IEP meetings and passive-aggressive staff emails. It’s the perfect blend of emotional spiral and ‘70s sparkle—because why suffer in silence when you can suffer in style?

Whether you're leading group counseling with a side of existential dread, hiding in your office with a granola bar and 27 unread emails, or simply existing with a vague sense of panic, this shirt gets it. And more importantly, it gets you.

Who it’s for:

  • School counselors who’ve gone beyond burnout into full-blown disco delusion

  • Teachers who are emotionally over it but still bringing the glitter

  • Mental health professionals who know the difference between a coping skill and a costume

  • Anyone who’s ever said, “It’s fine. I’m fine. This is fine,” and then cried to a playlist titled Sad but Funky

Design Features:

  • A beautifully illustrated raccoon doing the most with the least

  • Retro-styled disco typography, because the vibes are nostalgic and unstable

  • Black-and-cream print that goes with every mood: sad, anxious, emotionally dissociating under fluorescent lights

Fabric & Fit:

This design is available on premium unisex tees that are soft enough to cry into but resilient enough to survive another Monday. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton or buttery tri-blend (depending on your pick), it’s breathable, flattering, and ready for whatever nonsense your day throws at you.

Great gift for:

 

  • Counselors

  • Therapists

  • Social workers

  • Teachers

  • That one coworker who says “I'm panicking” with a smile and jazz hands

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